Put an x in every box that applies to you
then add them up, and thats your age!
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[x] You own more than one credit card
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry
[x] You vote in every election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[x] You think politics are exciting
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] You show up for work late a lot
[x] You always carry a pen in your bag/purse/pocket
[ ] I've never gotten detention
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] You can mow the lawn
[x] You study when you have to
[x] You have hand washed a car before
TOTAL SO FAR: 20
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[ ] The people at starbucks know you by name
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick
TOTAL SO FAR: 26
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment (most of them anyway, lol, sad)
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party
[x] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[x] You have been outside of the state 3 or more times
[ ] You make your own bed every morning
GRAND TOTAL: 32
Holy shit, I'm never gonna get married.











I really appreciate it. And you know what else?
You're an alright guy. Really. You're alright man.
Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?
It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift
but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
I
^^
<3
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Find me naked and unconscious on the floor the next morning.
I'd kill to have a body like yours... in my trunk.
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The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the mountain of despair beyond the river of fire guarded by the dragons of eternity.It will be locked up in my safe-deposit box.The same can be said for the artifact that is my one vulnerabl
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The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the mountain of despair beyond the river of fire guarded by the dragons of eternity.It will be locked up in my safe-deposit box.The same can be said for the artifact that is my one vulnerabl
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Do not do unto others as you would not have done unto yourself
~Forever-AstridHekate
LIFE IS SUFFERING
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