What age will you get married?

Put an x in every box that applies to you
then add them up, and thats your age!

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[x] You own more than one credit card
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry
[x] You vote in every election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[x] You think politics are exciting
TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x] You show up for work late a lot
[x] You always carry a pen in your bag/purse/pocket
[ ] I've never gotten detention
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] You can mow the lawn
[x] You study when you have to
[x] You have hand washed a car before
TOTAL SO FAR: 20

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[ ] The people at starbucks know you by name
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick
TOTAL SO FAR: 26

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment (most of them anyway, lol, sad)
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party
[x] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[x] You have been outside of the state 3 or more times
[ ] You make your own bed every morning
GRAND TOTAL: 32


Holy shit, I'm never gonna get married.